Engineering humor:
A man is walking through a field, when he spots a hot air balloon low above the trees. The balloon nears, and the man in the balloon calls out, "Hello! Can you tell me where I am?"
The man in the field pauses for a second, then says, "You are in a hot air balloon, about thirty feet off of the ground, above the field in which I am walking."
The man in the balloon replies, "You must be an engineer."
The man in the field, who is an engineer, responds, "Why yes, I am. How did you know?"
The man in the balloon says, "Well, everything you told me is technically correct, but is not useful to me."
The engineer asks, "Would you, by any chance, be an executive?"
The man in the balloon, who is indeed an executive, replies, "Yes. What gave it away?"
The engineer responds, "Well, you obviously have no idea of where you are or where you are going, you are in just as bad of a position now as you were before you talked to me, but now it's my fault."
